Q: What alcoholic drink in the USA was popularized by an Ilocano?
A: Harvey Wallbanger
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Q: Kung maliit na palanggana at palangganita, ano ang maliit na batya?
A: Tansan!
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Q: What is the sensitive part of the body when masturbating?
A: The ears.
Q: Why?
A: To hear incoming footstep.
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Q: Paano mo mapapagkasyo ang 71 katao sa isang kotse at tumatakbo pa kayo ng 120 Mph.
A: Ganito yun: Iyung dalawang tao nasa likod ang nag-si-sixty nine, then plus driver and watcher.