This kid is celebrating his 12th Birthday at Hooters and is really feeling it.
Worst Rap Song of All Time
This is so funny! a song called "Let me take you to the movies" by Bangs from Sudan.
Japan
If there is one nation in the wolrd that does the craziest and the weirdest of the weird, I would consider Japan the wackiest nation on earth!!! They are the original jackasses in the whole planet and have the sickest and out of this world activities (nice picture huh?) hahaha. I hope to entertain you with some more soon. In Japan you would find the most outrageous fashion, the most coolest gadgets around, the craziest recreational activities including some really funny TV programs. The picture speaks for itself. Hmm... It makes me wonder if that was the effect of the A-bomb on their brains? other than that they are considered very creative minded and that's the reason we have Animes and Japanese cars around.
Dirty IQ Test
Questions:
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!
Now Really! Just what were you thinking?
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.
The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."
The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps."
The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your husband."
She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler."
"How so?"
"He's got his time down to under 40 seconds."
Michael Jackson
little boy : mommy is god a girl or a boy?
mommy: God is both girl and boy
little boy: mommy is god black or white?
mommy: God is both black and white
little boy: mommy is god gay or straight?
mommy: God is both gay and strait
little boy: mommy is God Michael Jackson?
Amazing Mascot Dance
This mascot woes the crowd at a local school basketball game.See his great moves by watching the video below:
Mr. Shooli In Wowowee
Funnyman Jun Urbano as Mr. Shooli is guest at Wowowee. He said he studied at Ateneo de La Salle haha very funny! He also sings "What A Wonderful World" - by Louis Armstrong
Meet The Toughest Cop In The World
Will Ferrell meets the toughest police officer around. This is from Funny or Die's top rated videos of all time. Enjoy!
Paranormal Activity Parody
This is one of the most intriguing parodies of 2009. From Funny or Die comes "Sexual Activity" the much laughed about comedy take to "Paranormal Activity"
SEXUAL ACTIVITY - Movie Spoof - watch more funny videos
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