Californians Thoughts On Celebrities

Going Deep With Violet Monroe

Kassem G in a new Going Deep episode with adult actress Violet Monroe and does not admit that she is a ginger.Watch this new funny episode!!







Bedrock Parody Internet Stalk

Funny Bedrock Asian Remix

This is a remix of Young Money and Lil Wayne's Bedrock featuring Asian rappers
traphik, tony dela ghetto, illmillion, lil crazed, IBU, skip, philip, dee and trixx. So funny!!!

Going Deep With Eva Ellington

Kassem G interviews another adult star, Eva Ellington who was so nice, funny and sweet.







ATM

Californians Thoughts On Social Media (MySpace, Twitter & Facebook)

Ceiling Fan

Private Parts

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy" said Mr. Wallace.

"My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr. Wallace.

"I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

"Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

"Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."

Men's & Women's English Meaning

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

Do Not Cross The Street

Funny Pinoy Fast Food Menu

Aling Dionesia Katursi

Exam Cheating

Goths A BBC Special

Watch this funny satire by Mackenzie Crook aka Gareth from The Office in BBC's "Goths" from the British comedy series called Spine Chillers.







Funny Cash 4 Gold Parody (Cash 4 A$$)

Going Deep With Cherry Ferretti

Nerdy adult actress, Cherry Ferretti goes for a crazy, funny and sexy interview with Kassem G in an episode called Going Deep.







Death To All Juice?

DJ Granny

A Granny DJ by the name of Ruth Flowers shows those kids how to spin and rock the party at a prestigious nightclub in Paris, France.