The Real Fairy Tale Endings
Cinderella
Snow White
Sleeping Beauty
Jasmine (Aladdin)
Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
Sardines
Nanay: nak lutuin mo na yung sardinas..
AnaK: kakaliskisan ko po ba?
Nanay: tanggalin mo na rin ang hasang ng masulit ang katangahan mo hayup ka!!!
Hotel Rates
Isang probinsyano nagrent ng room sa hotel
Probinsyano: alam ko probinsyano lang ako kaya wag mo akong lokohin! bakit ganito room ko?
Maliit!! walang kama at bintana!! mahal mahal ng binayad ko tapos ganito lang??
Roomboy: Sir nasa elevator pa lang tayo.. Huwag kang excited!!!
Title Pages
Boy: Miss may titulo ka ba?
Girl: wala bakit?
Boy: tingin ko kasi pag-aari kita
Girl: how sweet? ilang pages ka ba?
Boy: (naconfuse) bakit?
Girl: ang mo kapal kasi!!!!
Anyhow Anyone
Titser: use "anyhow" en "anyone" in a sentence..
Pacman: hoy Pidro!! bakit mo kinain ang "anyhow" na manok
na "anyone" ko dyan sa mesa para kay Jengkeh
Grandpa
Lolo:Laro tayo.
Lola:ano?
Lolo:Kahit ano wag lang taguan
Lola:bakit naman?
Lola: because a girl like you is impossible to find
lupit ni lolo
Dental Advice
Advice from dentist:
Treat your BF/GF like a toothbrush
Dont let anybody use it..
And change it every month...
Thermometer
Nurse1: hoy gaga bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo?
nurse2: ha? susmaryosep kaninong puwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen ko
Philippine Presidential Candidates
Manny villar - tondo boy
noy noy - mama's boy
Gibo - lover boy
villanueva - Jesus boy
Erap - kanto boy
Jamby - if i were a boy
Darude Sandstorm Rendition On Toy Trumpet
Awesome rendition of Darude's famous techno music, Sandstorm on just a toy trumpet.
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