Kassem G Invades Comic Convention 2
Kassem G visits Comic Con for the second time and goes around fishing for funny comments.
Bathroom Dance (Bad Romance Parody)
Bitoy in his own rendition of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance to his very own version called Bathroom Dance
The Real Fairy Tale Endings
Cinderella
Snow White
Sleeping Beauty
Jasmine (Aladdin)
Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
Sardines
Nanay: nak lutuin mo na yung sardinas..
AnaK: kakaliskisan ko po ba?
Nanay: tanggalin mo na rin ang hasang ng masulit ang katangahan mo hayup ka!!!
AnaK: kakaliskisan ko po ba?
Nanay: tanggalin mo na rin ang hasang ng masulit ang katangahan mo hayup ka!!!
Hotel Rates
Isang probinsyano nagrent ng room sa hotel
Probinsyano: alam ko probinsyano lang ako kaya wag mo akong lokohin! bakit ganito room ko?
Maliit!! walang kama at bintana!! mahal mahal ng binayad ko tapos ganito lang??
Roomboy: Sir nasa elevator pa lang tayo.. Huwag kang excited!!!
Probinsyano: alam ko probinsyano lang ako kaya wag mo akong lokohin! bakit ganito room ko?
Maliit!! walang kama at bintana!! mahal mahal ng binayad ko tapos ganito lang??
Roomboy: Sir nasa elevator pa lang tayo.. Huwag kang excited!!!
Title Pages
Boy: Miss may titulo ka ba?
Girl: wala bakit?
Boy: tingin ko kasi pag-aari kita
Girl: how sweet? ilang pages ka ba?
Boy: (naconfuse) bakit?
Girl: ang mo kapal kasi!!!!
Girl: wala bakit?
Boy: tingin ko kasi pag-aari kita
Girl: how sweet? ilang pages ka ba?
Boy: (naconfuse) bakit?
Girl: ang mo kapal kasi!!!!
Anyhow Anyone
Titser: use "anyhow" en "anyone" in a sentence..
Pacman: hoy Pidro!! bakit mo kinain ang "anyhow" na manok
na "anyone" ko dyan sa mesa para kay Jengkeh
Pacman: hoy Pidro!! bakit mo kinain ang "anyhow" na manok
na "anyone" ko dyan sa mesa para kay Jengkeh
Grandpa
Lolo:Laro tayo.
Lola:ano?
Lolo:Kahit ano wag lang taguan
Lola:bakit naman?
Lola: because a girl like you is impossible to find
lupit ni lolo
Lola:ano?
Lolo:Kahit ano wag lang taguan
Lola:bakit naman?
Lola: because a girl like you is impossible to find
lupit ni lolo
Dental Advice
Advice from dentist:
Treat your BF/GF like a toothbrush
Dont let anybody use it..
And change it every month...
Treat your BF/GF like a toothbrush
Dont let anybody use it..
And change it every month...
Thermometer
Nurse1: hoy gaga bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo?
nurse2: ha? susmaryosep kaninong puwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen ko
nurse2: ha? susmaryosep kaninong puwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen ko
Philippine Presidential Candidates
Manny villar - tondo boy
noy noy - mama's boy
Gibo - lover boy
villanueva - Jesus boy
Erap - kanto boy
Jamby - if i were a boy
noy noy - mama's boy
Gibo - lover boy
villanueva - Jesus boy
Erap - kanto boy
Jamby - if i were a boy
Darude Sandstorm Rendition On Toy Trumpet
Awesome rendition of Darude's famous techno music, Sandstorm on just a toy trumpet.
Bible Jokes
* The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
* The Ten Commandments would actually be only five; double spaced and written in large font.
* A new edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.
* Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.
* Paul's letter to the Romans would become Paul's E-mail to abuse@romans.gov.
* Reason Cain killed Abel; they were roommates.
* Reason why Moses and followers walked the desert for 40 years; they didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
* Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.
* The Ten Commandments would actually be only five; double spaced and written in large font.
* A new edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.
* Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.
* Paul's letter to the Romans would become Paul's E-mail to abuse@romans.gov.
* Reason Cain killed Abel; they were roommates.
* Reason why Moses and followers walked the desert for 40 years; they didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
* Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.
Gym Shorts
Two guys were walking down the street one day when they came across a small pair of gym shorts on the ground. They decided to put a sign up on the church bulletin board so the rightful owner could claim them.
The first one starts to write out the sign, "FOUND: one pair of boys gym shorts..."
"Hold on," says the second, "Those are girls gym shorts."
"No they're not," says the first, "They're boys shorts!"
The second grabs them from him and takes a closer look, "No, no ... Definitely girls gym shorts!"
The two of them are inspecting the shorts in turns and arguing.
"Boys shorts!", "No, girls shorts!", "Definitely boys shorts!" .... and so on.
The local priest is walking past as the two men argue and can't help but ask them what the commotion is all about.
The first guy tells the priest, and asks him if he could sort out the argument.
The priest takes the shorts, has a good long sniff, and after pondering for a few moments he looks at the two men and says: "Definitely boys shorts!..... .... but not from my parish!"
The first one starts to write out the sign, "FOUND: one pair of boys gym shorts..."
"Hold on," says the second, "Those are girls gym shorts."
"No they're not," says the first, "They're boys shorts!"
The second grabs them from him and takes a closer look, "No, no ... Definitely girls gym shorts!"
The two of them are inspecting the shorts in turns and arguing.
"Boys shorts!", "No, girls shorts!", "Definitely boys shorts!" .... and so on.
The local priest is walking past as the two men argue and can't help but ask them what the commotion is all about.
The first guy tells the priest, and asks him if he could sort out the argument.
The priest takes the shorts, has a good long sniff, and after pondering for a few moments he looks at the two men and says: "Definitely boys shorts!..... .... but not from my parish!"
The Jologs Translator
gs2 U ba mgIng JOLogs, n0h? E2Ng PrA xaU!!! The Jologs translator!!
http://kalokohan.guissmo.frih.net/jologs.php
http://kalokohan.guissmo.frih.net/jologs.php
Emmang Emo
This is a funny satire comedy about an Emo girl who is mad at haters and people who discriminates against her.
Google Trick
Type in what are these s on your google search bar and see the same results as the picture below:
Going Deep With Violet Monroe
Kassem G in a new Going Deep episode with adult actress Violet Monroe and does not admit that she is a ginger.Watch this new funny episode!!
Funny Bedrock Asian Remix
This is a remix of Young Money and Lil Wayne's Bedrock featuring Asian rappers
traphik, tony dela ghetto, illmillion, lil crazed, IBU, skip, philip, dee and trixx. So funny!!!
traphik, tony dela ghetto, illmillion, lil crazed, IBU, skip, philip, dee and trixx. So funny!!!
Going Deep With Eva Ellington
Kassem G interviews another adult star, Eva Ellington who was so nice, funny and sweet.
