Sikat

There are only three ways para sumikat ngayon:

ONE: Magkaron ng A(H1N1) virus,
TWO: Gumawa ng scandal,
THREE: Maging jowa ni Aling Dionisia.

Lamok

Adik1: Kanina pa nakadapo yang lamok, bakit di mo patayin?
Adik2: Hinihintay kong mabusog para pag hahabulin ko siya,
Magkakaappendicitis siya.

Urine Test

ANAK: Tay, urine test ko raw bukas.
ITAY: O, anong problema?
ANAK: Anong gagawin ko?
ITAY: Tanga ka ba? Eh, di magreview ka.

Manok Baboy Gulay at Prutas

BOY: Ang manok, baboy, gulay at prutas.
GIRL: Hmp! Alam ko na yan nagmamahalan na,tayo nalang ang hindi pa.
BOY: Hindi, lahat yun natikman ko na, ikaw nalang ang hindi.

I Gotta Feeling Parody

Snoop Dogg Voice on GPS

Jimmy Kimmel introduces Snoop Dogg as the voice of a new GPS very funny!

Party At Hooters

This kid is celebrating his 12th Birthday at Hooters and is really feeling it.

Worst Rap Song of All Time

This is so funny! a song called "Let me take you to the movies" by Bangs from Sudan.

Beyonce Halo Parody

Funny youtube parody of Beyonce's song Halo. Watch it!!