Daing

Isang Pinoy galling sa Pinas ang nasa LAX customs inspection. Medyo kabado kasi may dalang daing (dried fish) sa loob ng maleta.
Inspector: What are those stuff in your suitcase?
Pinoy: Daing, sir!
Inspector: (Looking closely) No, they are not.
Pinoy: It’s true sir. They are daing.
Inspector: They are not dy-ing. These fish are already dead.