Two eight-year-old boys played in a vacant lot everyday, and across the street was a brothel. Day after day they saw men go up, knock on the door, go in, and eventually come out happy and smiling. One day they became curious and decided to see what was going on. The madam answers the door and looks down at the boys, and asks what they want. They explain what they saw, and tell her that they are curious as to what goes on inside. The Madam thinks for a moment, shrugs, and says, "Do you have 5 dollars?" Both boys dig deep into their pockets and come up with a total of 50 cents. She says, "OK, that will have to do," as she proceeds to lift her skirt and pull down her panties. She tells both boys to take a sniff, which they do. She closes the door and the kids proceed home. About halfway down the block one boy turns to the other and says, "Ya know Joey, I don't think I coulda stood 5 dollars worth of that."
Teacher : What do you want to become???? Sam : Doctor...!!!!! Teacher : Why???? Sam : Because its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes & ask her Husband to pay 4 it....!!!!
UCB's Noteworthy performing "Poker Face" featuring Brian Wang and Joey Goodknight. This is so funny as hell! Great production.
Mga bagong banat ni Melanie Marquez at Alyssa Alano: -- I'm sick of tired. -- True good to be true -- When it rains, it's four -- Once in a new moon -- Please don't make fond of me -- The more you hate, the more you laugh -- Alma Mother -- Keep your mouth shock -- It's just the tip of the icing -- Connect me if I'm wrong -- I hope you don't mine -- I wanna portrait the role -- The nerd! -- Will you please give me alone?
DOY: Ganda ng rolex mo, ah.. BOK: Napanalunan ko sa karera.. DOY: Talaga? Ilan kayong tumakbo? BOK: Tatlo lang. Yung pulis, yung may-ari at ako.
The secrets of being young: Sleep the right number of hours, Go with the right crowd, Eat the right food And tell the wrong age.
WANTED BOYFRIEND: 1. Pleasing PESOnality 2. Good CARacteristics 3. Good family BANKground 4. Good MONEYrism 5. Of course, very CASHual. May kilala ka ba?
There are only three ways para sumikat ngayon: ONE: Magkaron ng A(H1N1) virus, TWO: Gumawa ng scandal, THREE: Maging jowa ni Aling Dionisia.
Adik1: Kanina pa nakadapo yang lamok, bakit di mo patayin? Adik2: Hinihintay kong mabusog para pag hahabulin ko siya, Magkakaappendicitis siya.
ANAK: Tay, urine test ko raw bukas. ITAY: O, anong problema? ANAK: Anong gagawin ko? ITAY: Tanga ka ba? Eh, di magreview ka.
BOY: Ang manok, baboy, gulay at prutas. GIRL: Hmp! Alam ko na yan nagmamahalan na,tayo nalang ang hindi pa. BOY: Hindi, lahat yun natikman ko na, ikaw nalang ang hindi.
Would you like to receive a holiday greeting card like this from OJ Simpson?
What? Homesexuals are Gay? Duh?! Obviously