To Become A Doctor

Teacher : What do you want to become????

Sam : Doctor...!!!!!

Teacher : Why????

Sam : Because its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes & ask her Husband to pay 4 it....!!!!

Reason To Live

Doctor: "Six months na lang ang itatagal ng buhay mo, kaya mag-asawa ka ng pangit."

Lalaki: "Bakit doc, gagaling ba ako?"

Doctor: "Hindi, pero at least gugustuhin mo na talagang mamatay."

Girl Check Up

Girl: doc, pacheck-up po

Doc: sige hubad ka ng panty at bra tapos higa ka

Girl: hindi po ako, itong lola ko po

Doc: sige lola, hinga na lang po ng malalim