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Showing posts with label Condom jokes. Show all posts

Condom Ad Slogans

1) Cover your stump before you hump

2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie

4) When in doubt shroud you spout

5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner

6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong

7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it

8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize

Extra Size Condom

BADING na may binili sa MERCURY Drug Store............

Bading: Miss, may XXL ba kayo na condom?

Miss: Meron po, bibili ba kayo?

Bading: Hindi, aabangan ko ang bibili nyan!