Funny McDonalds Resume

This is an actual resume sent by a 17 year old to apply for a job at Mickey D's and was hired because of his honesty in his CV.

Resimay (Resume)

RESIMAY
To hoom it mae cunsern

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a

pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Brett

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Employer's response:

Dear Brett

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday