Showing posts with label pregnancy jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pregnancy jokes. Show all posts

Problema Natin

BF: may malaki ako problema.

GF: wag mo sabihin problema mo lang.. problema natin. dahil nagmamahalan tayo. ngayon ano problema natin?

BF: nabuntis natin si inday at tayo ang ama

How Women Get Pregnant

A young boy knows about sex and where babies come from because his mother told him that, "The man puts his penis inside the woman and she gets pregnant."

A few days later, after pondering this for some time, the boy asks in all the innocence and wonder of a child... "Does the man ever get his penis back?