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Manny Pacquiao vs. Kobe Bryant
Pacman plans to take on Kobe Bryant on the hardcourt for his next fight
Manny Pacquiao's Phone Conversations With Inday
Matapos magcelebrate nila Pacquiao ay naisipan nyang kamustahin ang kaibigan nyang si Inday kaya tumawag sya ng long distance.
Nag-ring ang phone ng Montemayor at ang amo ang nakasagot.
Manny: Hilow, pwide kay Inday?
Amo: Teka lang. (mukhang irita na may tumatawag kay Inday)
INDAYYYYY!!!!
Inday: Yes? Who is it?
Amo: Ewan. Pakibilisan na lang, may tatawagan pa ako.
Pinasa kay Inday ang phone.
Inday: Hello?
Manny: Inday? Kamusta ka? Di mo pala ginamit ang tikit na binigay ko sayu para sana nakanood ka sa ringsayd.
Inday: Manny? Hey!!! It’s you!
Hinimatay ang amo nang nalaman nyang si Pacquiao pala ang tumawag.
Inday: I was so caught up with the household chores here that I don’t have time to fly there in Vegas. But I would like to offer my congratulations to you for triumphing in your match. You really got so dexterous and vicious out there.
Manny: (mukhang di gaanong naintindihan sinabi ni Inday) Ahh tenkyu! Sa awa ng Diyos di ako masyadong nahirapan. Di ko alam piru parang ang bagal ni Dabid kanina. Nagkapilipit pilipit ata ang masel.
Inday: Hahaha. You were so swifty that he didn’t know what hit him. He even mentioned afterwards that he thought Roach was also there in the ring socking him. (chuckle)
Manny: Napansin nya pala yun? Tinitisting lang namin ni coach Frid kung mabagal nga talaga sya eh. Hahaha.
Inday: Manny you’re so mean. Such a joker. Anyway, I have to cut this short. Still have things to do.
Manny: (mukhang disappointed) Ah ganun ba. Sigi pagbalik ko mag-istarbaks tayu ha.
Inday: Let’s take a rain check on that ok? Thanks for calling. Tata!
(Mukhang chummy sina Inday at Pacquiao ah -manager)
Manny Pacquiao's Sweet Honey
Sweets... Sweets... please.. Sweets please honey...
Pacquiao: jinky, honey ko. buksan mo na yan Sweets
Jinky: nasaan honey? loving talga ang manny ng buhay ko..mwuah,mwuah,mwuah
Pacquiao: hindi honey yung Sweets ng ilaw..pakibukas hindi kasi ako makakita.. sobrang dilim dito
Liver And Cheese
Girl: whoever can use the words LIVER and CHEESE with style will be my date tonight..
Piolo: steak that liver and melt that cheese on me...
Sam: i hate liver but i love cheese as i love u...
Pacman: Hey!!!! you two!! liver alone!! cheese mine!!!
dale ni pacman!!!
Manny Pacquiao Ice Cream Endorsement
Ice cream ba talaga yung inendorse ni
Pacquiao sa TV ad nya na Nestle Ice Cream?
Akala ko kasi, softdrinks.
Kasi, sabi nya, “Oh mga bata, Mirinda na!”
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