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if you want to remove wrinkles, pimples,
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ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!
10 Commandments of Marriage
COMMANDMENT 1
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so are thunder and lightning.
COMMANDMENT 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict
attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
COMMANDMENT 3
Marriage is grand -- and
divorce is at least 100 grand!
COMMANDMENT 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year
of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man
listens. In the third year, they both speak and the
neighbors listen.
COMMANDMENT 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new
or the wife is.
COMMANDMENT 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
COMMANDMENT 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say. After marriage,
he will fall asleep before you finish.
COMMANDMENT 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
COMMANDMENT 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
COMMANDMENT 10
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished..
Cheeky Girls Parody
Charbee & CO. one of the most funniest Korean funny guys around are dancing to the tune of Cheeky Girls.
The Best of Lida & Melina (Mad TV)
These 2 are very funny and was one of the best Mad TV skits ever made.
Condom Ad Slogans
1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
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