Sudanese, Chinese & Filipino

A Sudanese, Chinese and Filipino went to heaven and asked God...

Sudanese: God, when will hunger leave Sudan?

God: 100 years.And the Sudanese cried.

Chinese: God, when will communism leave Red China?

God: 50 years. And the Chinese cried.

Filipino: God, when will President Arroyo leave Malacanang?

And the Lord cried.