Californians Thoughts On New Year 2010

Kassem G gets the opinion of people in Venice, Beach about their New Year's resolution:

Californians Thoughts On Tiger Woods

It's On!! Finally, Kassem G asks people on their thought on Tiger Woods. Very Funny!

Chocolate Rain Song

One of the best and funniest songs on youtube with more than 45 million viewers and remixed into different genres of music! This song is sang and composed by Tay Zonday who looks like Jemaine Jackson.



Watch the Cherry Chocolate Rain (Chocolate Rain Rap Remix)

Californians Thoughts About Marijuana Legalization

Kassem G strikes again with his interviews with people in Venice Beach about drugs and legalization of Marijuana.

Califonians Thoughts on 2012

Comedian Kassem G visits Venice Beach and asks California people on their thoughts about the end of the world and 2012. Very Funny

Jollibee Dancing Nobody by The Wondergirls

Erap vs. FPJ

2 old men street fighting like UFC fighters. Very Funny!!

Young Boy Sings - I'm Yours (by Jason Mraz)

Eye Of The Tiger Parody (Tiger Wood's Scandal)

$1 Dollar

Brothel

Two eight-year-old boys played in a vacant lot everyday, and across the street was a brothel. Day after day they saw men go up, knock on the door, go in, and eventually come out happy and smiling.

One day they became curious and decided to see what was going on. The madam answers the door and looks down at the boys, and asks what they want. They explain what they saw, and tell her that they are curious as to what goes on inside.

The Madam thinks for a moment, shrugs, and says, "Do you have 5 dollars?" Both boys dig deep into their pockets and come up with a total of 50 cents.

She says, "OK, that will have to do," as she proceeds to lift her skirt and pull down her panties. She tells both boys to take a sniff, which they do. She closes the door and the kids proceed home. About halfway down the block one boy turns to the other and says, "Ya know Joey, I don't think I coulda stood 5 dollars worth of that."

To Become A Doctor

Teacher : What do you want to become????

Sam : Doctor...!!!!!

Teacher : Why????

Sam : Because its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes & ask her Husband to pay 4 it....!!!!

Tiger Wood's New Nike Ad



Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile

Poker Face Acapella

UCB's Noteworthy performing "Poker Face" featuring Brian Wang and Joey Goodknight. This is so funny as hell! Great production.

New Melanie Marquez & Alyssa Alano Quotes

Mga bagong banat ni Melanie Marquez at Alyssa Alano:

-- I'm sick of tired.
-- True good to be true
-- When it rains, it's four
-- Once in a new moon
-- Please don't make fond of me
-- The more you hate, the more you laugh
-- Alma Mother
-- Keep your mouth shock
-- It's just the tip of the icing
-- Connect me if I'm wrong
-- I hope you don't mine
-- I wanna portrait the role
-- The nerd!
-- Will you please give me alone?

Karera

DOY: Ganda ng rolex mo, ah..
BOK: Napanalunan ko sa karera..
DOY: Talaga? Ilan kayong tumakbo?
BOK: Tatlo lang. Yung pulis, yung may-ari at ako.

The Secrets of Being Young

The secrets of being young:

Sleep the right number of hours,
Go with the right crowd,
Eat the right food
And tell the wrong age.

Wanted Boyfriend

WANTED BOYFRIEND:
1. Pleasing PESOnality
2. Good CARacteristics
3. Good family BANKground
4. Good MONEYrism
5. Of course, very CASHual.
May kilala ka ba?

Sikat

There are only three ways para sumikat ngayon:

ONE: Magkaron ng A(H1N1) virus,
TWO: Gumawa ng scandal,
THREE: Maging jowa ni Aling Dionisia.

Lamok

Adik1: Kanina pa nakadapo yang lamok, bakit di mo patayin?
Adik2: Hinihintay kong mabusog para pag hahabulin ko siya,
Magkakaappendicitis siya.

Urine Test

ANAK: Tay, urine test ko raw bukas.
ITAY: O, anong problema?
ANAK: Anong gagawin ko?
ITAY: Tanga ka ba? Eh, di magreview ka.

Manok Baboy Gulay at Prutas

BOY: Ang manok, baboy, gulay at prutas.
GIRL: Hmp! Alam ko na yan nagmamahalan na,tayo nalang ang hindi pa.
BOY: Hindi, lahat yun natikman ko na, ikaw nalang ang hindi.

I Gotta Feeling Parody

Snoop Dogg Voice on GPS

Jimmy Kimmel introduces Snoop Dogg as the voice of a new GPS very funny!