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Korean Guy Sings "Touch My Body"

This Korean guy sings what?? Tuts My Barreh? by Mariah Carey?

Mahal & Mura Parody

Bitoy and Gladys imitates mahal and mura

How To Eat Balut

A White guy teaches how to eat balut.

Funny Text Message

Here's a funny pinoy gay text message:

"ang chuvanes ay magandang pang cheverlou!"

pass dis to 25 wanted eklavou at magiging chenlyn forte ka ds year! pls don't ignore, trululu itich! yung isang kong shengalore, naging sheberli na!

Funny Pinoy Gay Lingo

Nakakatawa talaga ang pinoy gay lingo. Kahit mga babae at straight guys ay nahahawa narin minsan at ginagamit ang mga salitang ito. Alamin ang basic terms para malaman nyo kung kayo ang tinutukoy ng mga bading kapag sila ay naguusap.

Ace Sanchez - a top

Aglipay - ugly Pinay ( jowang pokpok na chaka ng mayaman na foreigner )

Ana, Anaconda - ahas, traidor

Anita Linda, Aida - A.I.D.S.

Ate Vangie - gamot pampatulog (Ativan Gang)

Ate Vi - atrebida

Backstreet Boys - cute guys sa likuran mo

Bayombong, Nueva Viscaya - masturbate

Bebang, Mayta - maid

Blusang Itim - mga bakla na gumanda nang maayusan sa parlor

Cathy Santillan, Kate Gomez, Cathy Mora, Cathy Dennis - makati, malibog

Chabelita - chubby

Chanda Romero - tummy (ang laki ng Chanda Romero nung pulis) / an old woman

Chiquito - maliit

Churchill - sosyal

Crayola Khomeni - iyak

Dakota Harrison P! laza - malaki tite

Debbie Gibson - give

Duty Free - maliit ang nota

Ella Mae (Saeson), Ella Fitzgerald, Ella Luansing - state of feeling horny

Eva Kalaw - evak

Felix Bakat - bakat ang tite (sa brief or pants)

Girlie Rodis - babae

Givenchy - give, pahingi

Halls - tsupa

Indiana Jones - hindi sumipot

Janjalani, Pocahontas - bakla na palaging late o indyanera

Jennilyn (Mercado) - cheap, chaka

Joana Paras - asawa

Julanis Morisette, Reyna Elena - umuulan

Julie Andrews - mahuli

Kelvinator, Kelvina - babaeng mataba, sinlaki ng refrigirator

Leticia Ramos Shahani - shabu

Lilet - bading na bagets

Lucita Soriano - loss na, sorry pa

Lucrecia Kasilag - baliw

Luz Clarita, Luz Clarita, Luz Valdez - talo, loss ang beauty

Maharlika, Mahalia Jackson - mahal

Manilyn Reynes - malibog

Miss Nigeria - negra

Murriah Carey, Morayta - mura

Nora Daza - magluto

Oprah Winfrey, O.P.M. - oh, promise me, pangako, utang

Phil Collins - Philcoa

Purita Kalaw Ledesma, Purita Kashiwara, Pureta Malaviga - poor, dukha

Rica Paralejo, Nina Ricci - mayaman

Rita Gomez - naiirita

Ruffa - laklak

Siete Pecados - tsismosa

Thunder Cats - gurang

Tom Jones, Tommy Lee Jones - gutom

Uranus - puwet

Washington D.C. - wala

X-Men - mga dating lalaki

Yayo Aguila - dyahe

Zsa Zsa Padilla - o siya, sige!

Single Ladies by Kim Bading

This is a funny youtube viral video. Kim Bading dances to Single Ladies by Beyonce

Pinoy Pick up Lines

Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi baka malunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

Crayola ka ba?
Binigyan mo kasi ng kulay sa buhay ko.

Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh.

Ako ay isang exam.
Kaya sagutin mo na ako.



Ang pagmamahal ko sayo ay parang LBM.

Ang hirap pigilan.



Minamalat na naman ang puso ko…
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

Uy papicture!
Para ma-develop tayo!

Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?
Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.

Can i take your picture?
Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!

Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita.

Centrum ka ba?
Kasi You Complete Me!

Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
Kasi type kita.

I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear.
Coz i can’t last a day without you!

Me lisensya ka ba?
Coz you’re driving me crazy eh.

May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.

I’m a bee.
Can you be my honey?

Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

Am i a bad shooter?
Coz i keep on missing you.

Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.

Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life.

Bangin ka ba?

Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo.

Pustiso ka ba?
Kasi, can’t smile without you.

Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
Maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.

Me butas ba puso mo?
Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Anung height mo?
Ha? Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko.

Hey, did you fart?
Coz you blew me away!

Sana “T” na lang ako.
Para I’m always right next to “U”

Are you Jamaican?
Kasi Ja-maican me crazy!

Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

Favorite Subject mo ba Geometry.
Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

Kobe Bryant Store?

Wet Paint

Tipsy Bar

You're really gonna get tipsy in this bar

Restaurant Menu

Tattoo Shop

DZMM Auditions Voice Impersonator

This guy impersonates Marc Logan, Gus Abelgus and Kim Atienza

Lasing

Rock Paper Scissors And More

Ebay

Lunch Time

Suspense DVD

Tao1:is0Li q
it0ng nbiLi k0ng
DVD.
Tao2: an0ng
pRbLma?
T1:wLang pictyr
ska s0und.
Sayang,susPens
thrLer p yta i2.



T2: an0ng title?


T1: The Lens Cleaner!

Row pa

Row pa..



Row pa..



Row pa..plezZ..



..plez lng day ha.
Hewalayan m n c Yilmaz!kng gs2 m p aq mbohay,hwg ka ng b0malek ng estanbol!
-anNaBeLE Rama

Melamine Poisoning

A 90 yrs old man starts making love to his 85yrs old wife. He started sucking her breast, after 10 seconds, he died...


Autopsy report:


Cause of death,

EXPIRED MILK WITH MELAMINE SUBSTANCE...

Jollibee Party

World's Largest Burger

Ramon Bautista Learns The Parts Of A Motorcycle

Ramon Bautista interviews a master mechanic and learns the parts of a motorcycle.

Learn Business With Ramon Bautista

Learn how to do five-six business with Ramon Bautista and Indian Businessman Arash.

Ramon Bautista Learns To Ride A Motorcycle

Ramon Bautista learns to ride a motorcycle. Find out the do's and don'ts of riding a motorcycle.

Ramon Bautista Wants To Be A Hagard

Watch Ramon Bautista as he interviews MMDA officers and learns how to be a hagard.

Funny News Reporter

Michael Fajatin does it again. The famous Saksi News Reporter forgets where he is reporting from.

American Guy Teaches How To Cook Adobong Manok

This is a white guy teaching how to cook adowbong manak! ang sawrap sawrap!! hahaha very funny!

McDo Huling El Bimbo Commercial

Skittles Commercial

Dagul

Bitoy: “Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo?”
Dagul: “Kasi, bata pa lang ako, ulila na ako. ”
Bitoy: “Anong kaugnayan nun sa pagiging pandak mo?”
Dagul: “Sira pala ulo mo! Wala ngang nagpalaki sa akin! ”