What Women Say

What Women Say:

Teenage girl: Kiss me, but marry me.

Wife: No money, no honey.

Mistress: With house, open blouse.

Secretary: Forget your wife, always remember me!

Kumare: Wala ang pare mo, pwede na tayo.

GRO: No pay, no lay.

Pokpok: Money down, panty down.

Salesgirl: Buy me this dress, I give you happiness.

Madre: Gusto ko sana, may pari bang kakasa?

Biyuda: Matagal nang wala, ikaw ay pinagpala.

Matandang dalaga: Noon pa sana, ngayon, paano na?