Sex Fact (Burn Calories in 30 Seconds)

Kinds of Sex

here are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

Male Organ

After having sex, panay pa rin ang hawak ng girl sa
organ ng lalaki....

BF: Gusto mo pa ulit?

GIRL: hindi..namimiss ko lng.......meron kc ako
nito dati e....

Punctual Sex

isang ale to another: How do you make your husband
punctual in coming home from work?

Second ale: Simple........ I tell him sex will start
at exactly 9 pm, with or without him!!!

Almost Sex

Apo: Lolo, how often do you have sex with lola?

Lolo: Aba! Almost everyday!

Apo: Wow! ang lakas nyo pa pala

Lolo: Kanina nga eh….ALMOST na naman!